necrodoll

I'm a real, decent person....that won't take any of your shit either. But, if you happen to be nice, charming, dapper, etc...I'll have a conversation with you, I'm always up for a good laugh. If you can make me laugh, you're golden.

Things you should know, and things I'll just tell you anyways....

I'm a sucker for a nice smile

I'm not an escort, I'm not interested in doing porn, being paid for sex, or meeting you in person

I would marry Ryan Gosling or Lana Del Rey in a heart beat

I am here to make money, so it's appreciated if you don't ask me to do things without tipping

No, I am not a vampire, nor do I like drinking blood or having sex with dead people

I'm probably the clumsiest person you will ever meet